major critter

A term for an animal that is considered cute despite being dangerous to others and/or the environment.

Person A: The invasive dogs have been eating our crops and killing the native snakes!
Person B: Hehe major critter likes belly rubs.

by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022

reilly major

Likes to date men twice her age and wear cropped sweatshirts. Can always be seen with a container of vaseline. Slightly asian and will always be the second best.

Wow, Reilly Major really went on a date with someone her dads age in a cropped sweatshirt.

by vaseline2020 December 29, 2018

Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023

Major Dickie Head

An insult used by 5 year olds on the playground.

Go away, you major dickie head!

by Clyde_772 October 29, 2021

Major bronco

Major Bronco is when a music producer is really good at making music, there is a music producer that is called that but with the works written together.

Woah, that producer is really a major bronco

by DrSnuggles September 2, 2018

Noah majors

Noah majors is gay but wont admit it even tho he is truly the most gayest a gay can get.

You see that Noah Majors he's gay.

by Noah majors August 20, 2019

Major.

secret furry code for "i want to have sexual relations with furries"

Person 1: Major.
Person 2: Dude wtf this is a public area

by Official Le Fishe August 11, 2021