You've got mail

You've got mail! Check your letterbox.

You've got mail!
Dies of explosion.

by ( •_•)>⌐■-■ gagaga October 13, 2023

It's in the mail

It's done and dusted. We don't need to think about it anymore. It's finished. It's water under the bridge.

Hey, that problem we had the other day? It's in the mail.

by g00mba August 9, 2018

ale mail

This the term for communications sent via email or text while under the influence of ale or other alcoholic beverages. They are typically not a good or even okay idea and lead to negative outcomes.

Barry was despondent when he awoke terribly hungover and read the response from Linda ending their relationship. He knew he should not have sent that ale mail last night, but he did anyway cause he a drunk ass with huge insecurities.

by von groovy October 12, 2024

stream mail

a succession of emails that one receives.

When he won the match against his opponent who is twice as strong as he is, he literally got a stream mail. He got busy all day replying to the emails.

by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011

Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country

I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.

by 459395 March 28, 2023

v-mailed

(verb) synonymous with reject -- to force an unwanted call to your voice mail. Typically used in the past tense, since the person having the action performed on him/her is unaware until the v-mailing occurs. While getting sent to vmail can occur for good reason i.e. person being called is in class/at work or talking with someone else, it tends to create feelings of woe regardless.

"Man, I stared at my phone for an hour wanting to call that girl, and when I finally pressed send, she fuckin' v-mailed my ass!"

"Dude, don't feel bad about v-mailing that punk. Now he's got a limited time to convince you to call his ass back."

by een January 3, 2009

moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 3, 2017