An extremely long text message that a girl might send to a guy in a fight. Usually they explain exactly why they are mad and how they could fix it.
Caleb: Brittany sent me a She-mail last night. I hardly got halfway through it!
Peter: Dude you should probably read it. She-mail can be hella helpful
Peter: Dude you should probably read it. She-mail can be hella helpful
by Wiseman07 December 31, 2021
It's done and dusted. We don't need to think about it anymore. It's finished. It's water under the bridge.
by g00mba August 09, 2018
When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper
by Mr. Ornelas September 10, 2017
A challenge where someone mails themself to a friends house or random house and have food and water with them.
by boaz274 March 18, 2017
Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM
Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.
by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022
Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.
"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"
by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020
man: what the hell??? this was supposed to be delivered a week ago
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again
by Bastard_Beni January 15, 2025