When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.
Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"
by Ginger beard November 29, 2013
Get the Montana Hamletmug. by MemesAreCancer May 18, 2020
Get the Montana Coinpursemug. When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.
by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023
Get the Montana Mullee Mulemug. Opposite of the G.O.A.T, the KC quarterback tried to act cool, but the defensive team could spot the Montana Dingo on the back side of his pants. They knew at the 2 minute warning he’d need a wardrobe change.
I think he pooped his pants. I can see the Montana Dingo.
The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.
The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.
by Dumpmonkey 10 January 30, 2022
Get the Montana Dingomug. by Montana gentleman's club October 7, 2018
Get the Montana sweet teamug. Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.
by unknowndiary September 28, 2017
Get the Mr. Montanamug. While fucking someone in the ass, right before you cum you pull out and put your dick on their face. As you cum, swirl your dick along their face in a circular motion. The resulting brown and glazed look should resemble a cinnamon roll.
by HeiferHunter November 6, 2021
Get the Montana Cinnamon Rollmug.