The Montana Zombie Apocalypse

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.

“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse”

by Horrific Sex July 7, 2025

Big Montana

Exaggeratedly large vagina lips

You know she's keeping a big Montana under them panties!

by LunchMoney9000 July 12, 2025

Montana Ranch Catastrophe

This was when a man got a bull on his farm and or ranch par say and it got mad cow disease and went ape shit and raped a mouse with alien bouse

Montana Ranch Catastrophe: I dont speak, I dont think I just am bulll

by Mongolian Enthusiast July 19, 2025

Montana marinator

This isn’t a thing you reverted fuck

The Montana marinator isn’t a thing pervert

by Goonboy67 July 29, 2025

Montana Sober

A term used to describe someone who is sober from everything except for beer.

Yeah man, I’m Montana Sober, I only drink beer now.

by ayejetski October 19, 2025

Montana Mustang

A man in a dress that passes as a women.

Man i’d love to take her for a ride.
She’ll buck you off bud, that there’s a Montana mustang

by Diquelikkur November 19, 2025

Montana meatloaf

When you fornicate on her cycle and she give you mouth hugs after

Becky better have cooked them beans cause I’m serving Montana meatloaf tonight !

by HuskDirt December 21, 2025