When someone's sexuality is questionable. When they are presumed straight but have homosexual tendencies that pose question. An undefined or unsure sexual preference.
by L Boogie January 24, 2006
Get the Metro-Sexual mug.A group of "men" who use vagisil and other womenly products because they "feel good about themselves". In other words, they have no wangs, balls, muscles, or testosterone. They act like fags (surprise) while claiming they aren't. You see them on TV shows a lot. Actually, you see them everywhere. I HATE YOU FUCKING FAGS! I MEAN, METROSEXUALS!
Let's get all the metrosexuals together by announcing a gay orgy. They like stuff like that, so they'll all come running. Then, we won't let them use any make up or vagisil for an entire hour! It'll make them go nuts! Even worse, we could have them do actual work! They would whine, though:
"I'm sweating! Can we stop? Pleeeease????"
"I think I broke a fingernail. Boo hoo hoo!"
You fags. You disgust me.
"I'm sweating! Can we stop? Pleeeease????"
"I think I broke a fingernail. Boo hoo hoo!"
You fags. You disgust me.
by Uncle Bob Tay February 28, 2005
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"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."
by Anonymously obvious suspect January 31, 2014
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1. Krista will only date people who are 10 years older than her. She is a hopeless retrosexual.
2. The older women is the cougar while the younger man is the retrosexual.
3. If you use the term MILF then you might just be a retrosexual.
4. Hugh Hefner's playboy bunnies ==> retrosexuals.
1. Krista will only date people who are 10 years older than her. She is a hopeless retrosexual.
2. The older women is the cougar while the younger man is the retrosexual.
3. If you use the term MILF then you might just be a retrosexual.
4. Hugh Hefner's playboy bunnies ==> retrosexuals.
by seydie July 23, 2010
Get the Retrosexual mug.A sad male who dresses and acts like an arse-bandit but is afraid to admit he is homo.
High pitched voices, hideous designer clothes (preferably pink!), limp wrists and the worst fuckin hairstyles ever invented eg.Hoxten quiff, Peroxide hedgehog mullet or Little-kid-in-shower-fake-mohican. (Total wankers!)
It may be they are bi-sexual? Women love them because they can talk about make-up, handbags and girly shit like that. It's fag-hag heaven; hang around with camp men then take them home for some sex.(Boring sex though, as the Metro-sexual is too busy ensuring his hair is just right and looking at himself in the mirror.) Come to think of it queers love them too, coz they dress just like them and are half way to fudge-nudging deviancy.
Spot them preening themselves in any city in Britain right now. Hopefully this mutant strain will die out just like the new romantics in the 80's.
Fuck metro-sexualism be Straight & Proud!!!
High pitched voices, hideous designer clothes (preferably pink!), limp wrists and the worst fuckin hairstyles ever invented eg.Hoxten quiff, Peroxide hedgehog mullet or Little-kid-in-shower-fake-mohican. (Total wankers!)
It may be they are bi-sexual? Women love them because they can talk about make-up, handbags and girly shit like that. It's fag-hag heaven; hang around with camp men then take them home for some sex.(Boring sex though, as the Metro-sexual is too busy ensuring his hair is just right and looking at himself in the mirror.) Come to think of it queers love them too, coz they dress just like them and are half way to fudge-nudging deviancy.
Spot them preening themselves in any city in Britain right now. Hopefully this mutant strain will die out just like the new romantics in the 80's.
Fuck metro-sexualism be Straight & Proud!!!
by Not a fashion victim December 24, 2004
Get the metro-sexual mug.Any person who takes up too many traits and lifestyles from the eighties, seventies and before, and applies them to their life now. Rockabilly and sometimes retro/mod/etc fashioncore kids can be considered retrosexual. Retrosexual kids have a tendency to only go out with other retrosexual kids, therefore making it its own sexual preference.
Tomoko from the Brilliant Green, Seanbaby, and that chick from Peaches can be construed as retrosexual.
by loveCasiotone March 23, 2004
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