Matriste

Totally uber MMORPG player

We cant make it! Yes we can we havee Matriste!

by Matriste January 19, 2012

matressmony

1. Both a physical description of the place of sex and the sound it creates 2. The promise to have and to hold as long as you both shall last

1. Bianca and I are making that matressmony
2. We screw nonstop, we're in total matressmony

by I.P. Knightly February 7, 2015

Metrosexualize

To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.

We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.

by P_MaC May 17, 2014

matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.

"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"

by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017

marossa

Strong will and self control

Keep up your Marossa when working for a summer bod!

by Marossa love July 8, 2017

macrosmatic

having a good sense of smell.

"You are having a well-developed sense of smell. It's like you are macrosmatic!"

by JokerMads January 14, 2018

matress king

Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.

Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.

by spicychivk101 February 20, 2018