Lunch Lady

When you creampie a girl doggystyle, then she squeezes it out and it plops onto the soles of her feet underneath her, like when the lunch lady slaps a scoop of food on your tray, therefore making her the Lunch Lady

Eddy: “Hey, did you hear Jake made Amber a lunch lady the other night?”
Mark: “No, but I hope she didn’t walk to the bathroom after, he’s got new shag carpet”

by Bryscuit July 17, 2021

she's at lunch

a poor excuse by pink collar workers who are helping their female friend be lazy and avoid answering phone calls of high importance at corporate/bureaucratic/government agencies. 9 times out of 10 its so they can fuck their boyfriend in the bathroom while on the clock.

*phone rings*
-Goldberg Financial, Patti speaking
-Hi, I never received my paycheck and I need to talk to Melissa, who is in charge of my account
-Oh She's at lunch, can I take a message?
-NO! WTF?!!! MY FAMILY IS STARVING, THE RENT IS DUE, AND I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE HALF HOUR BREAK IN A 12 HOUR SHIFT TO GET THIS HANDLED WTF?!!

by crudmonkey October 9, 2020

school lunch

a scam
you pay 1-5 bucks for bad food
you could have spent that money on actual food

bro school lunch is a scam

by MINGUS_MUNGIS March 30, 2021

Turkish lunch

A Turkish lunch is the practice of eating an other persons sperm out of a woman’s coochie.

Bill: hey Susan, your dad makes a bomb ass Turkish lunch!!!

by Term-inator July 25, 2023

truckers lunch

A sausageroll with tomato sauce and a chocolate oak from a servo. Usually costs about 12 bucks.

Had to pop into a servo and grab a truckers lunch, everything else was closed from corona virus

by Insashable March 23, 2020

aussie lunch

When you pour fosters in your Sheila’s lady pouch and she sits on your face

She quenched my thirst with a good old Aussie lunch

by JizzyJonson January 17, 2018

Lunch Gentleman

A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.

"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."

by OiSlumai October 21, 2020