Lumpbosis

A really bad disease where u have a shit load of lumps on ur body

"Eww" dude i think u might have lumpbosis

by jacks really gay May 4, 2008

lumpdate

Report on lumps found on the body.
Reason for mother to call constantly.

My mother called to give me the latest lumpdate. She said it was the biggest one the doctor had ever seen. Big as a grapefruit.

by icyhot123 February 21, 2009

Lumpstatic

A person regarded as ungainly or dull-witted lacking movement, development, or vitality. A freakin idiot.

"Damn! That dude is straight Lumpstatic!"

by papawood September 14, 2012

Lumpified

An extremely innocent way of acting,talking,or moving.

Man! That kid is soo lumpified, the teacher never yells at him!

by madjicker October 24, 2016

limpyng pirate

When you are having a blow job and you going to came,aim for the eye and kick the girl in the leg.She will start moving and running around the roon like a pirate

I gave her the limpyng pirate this morning

by limpyng pirate March 17, 2017

lumpscious

Very lumpy and delicious.

Wow her legs are lumpscious

by Basicwhitechickk June 27, 2017

Lumpatious

Someone who’s a bully that no one likes.

Shona- OMG, why does Bruce have to be so fucking lumpatious FFS!

Renee- Yeah, exactly! No wonder why no one likes that lumpatious git.

Retarded donkey- I like him!

by My little retarded ponyyyy May 23, 2018