Luke 

Gay Britsh dude who asks out girls, and had a toothpick size dick.

Luke bend down so I can penetrate u

Luke by TheBigBoyMaster July 10, 2016

Luke 

A person which is always second best to Jeeves and is not ashamed to let everyone know his penis is the size of a cocktail sausage

That guy is such a Luke

Luke by AfcJeeves July 6, 2015

LUKE 

absolutely retarded human being really obnoxious and cocky pretty good at sports i guess

did u see that kid luke

yea he is such a idiot

LUKE by idk what to make this October 18, 2019

Luke 

A penguin loving tall blonde breadstick

im trying so hard to stay in my lane but that breadstick luke didnt shave his beard

I know right, i love my kitty lane but holy moly that beard makes him look like 25

I wasnt ready

Luke by clubmgcs September 21, 2015

luke 

A fat faggot

person a: oh look its a faggot
person b: dont u mean luke?

luke by YaMumBro March 21, 2016

Luke 

A family man

Luke; "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man and my bark is much worse than my bite" "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man if you push me too far I just might"

Luke by Lynna5 May 23, 2016

Luke 

Tends to be very thirsty. Look up light-weight for more info.

"Luke couldn't even get 185 on bench... what a thirsty light-weight."

Luke by Big daddy savage2180 March 7, 2017