Lukeing

To go into someones house and to eat ALL OF THEIR FOOD, in certain cases the "Luker" will use force to take over your house.

I went home yesterday and found my friend Luke Lukeing.

by Oles K January 17, 2008

luke

One who has mental issues; bipolar disorder. Also, a chronic liar and one that makes up idiotic stories because one thinks it will impress other ones, but ones know that the "luke" is lying. Literal psycho-path.

Did you just see that guy throw that x-box controller at his girlfriend?

Yeah, he's such a freaking Luke.

by peanut brittle October 11, 2008

luke

A boy without pubes, with small genitals and a very high voice. Likes to get out his microscopic genitals to unfortunate witnesses and is a lightweight. Takes advantage of drunk woman and masturbates in public.

Ergh, that guy was such a Luke last night...

by shoveitupyourass May 12, 2008

luke

A boy without pubes, with small genitals and a very high voice. Likes to get out his microscopic genitals to unfortunate witnesses and is a lightweight. Takes advantage of drunk woman and masturbates in public.

That guy was such a Luke last night...

by shoveitupyourass May 12, 2008

luke

A man with no life who sits infront of his computer all day headbanging heavy rock or wastes his time on a game like guitar hero ussually very emotional, backstabbing, and competitive (at video games) usually uses the word rick rolled pooned or wastes their time on the Wikipedia.

Man:hi
Nerd:prepare to die!!!
Man: ahhhh!!
Nerd: you just got rick rolled
Man: OK?
Nerd: look it up on Wikipedia i just pooned you
Man: What a Luke!!

by Agro fello October 22, 2008

luke

a little bitch

luke could be classed as jon

by Nufen February 9, 2014

luke

a very big boned dude very laid back dude an outdoorsMAN
is very unconsistant when it comes to working out(getting swole) a very funny dude used to be able to do a gay little split also a very fierce hunter not even rambo can hide from him.

the man that sits next to me is a luke

by fucking mexican December 16, 2010