Boston muzzle loader

When you are banging a chick in the doggy style and then you put Dunkin’ Donuts coffee ground on her asshole and jam it in with your dick.

“Dude, when I railed this broad last night, I gave her the ol’ Boston muzzle loader!”

by Cheddar_411 May 28, 2019

muzzle loader

procedure in STD when a cotton cutip is shoved 3 inches up your urethra

after I railed that skank I had to go get a muzzle loader

by clean February 3, 2005

Muzzle loader

A muzzle loader is when you are doing a chick from behind and then pull out and put your dip in her pussy and keep going.

Jameel: I did the muzzle loader to a chick yesterday.

Brent: You fucker. you wasted dip on that cunt.

by jzee January 2, 2009

loaded

Word used to describe being very rich and having everything you want.
Can also be used to describe a large penis.

1. That kid gets a $1000 dollar allowance. He is so loaded. Lets jack his ass.
2. That boy could please a blue whale, he's loaded in the pants man.

by Scott August 27, 2004

laidedness

the level at which one gets poon, measured on a scale of 1 to 69.

Getting a D+ on the laidedness test is as perfect as it gets
Many men must settle with sub-standard women in order to get some measure of laidedness

by schub1 April 20, 2008

Front End Loader

Taking a dump on a girls chest while getting jacked off.

Steve: Hannah gave me a solid "Front End Loader" last night.
Russ: Oh yeah? That girl has great multitasking skills!

by Russ the Boss August 14, 2012

loaded

1. very wealthy

2. alcohol intoxicated

He was loaded at the age of 10, but was unsatisfied with his life as an adult and resorted to getting loaded anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker July 15, 2011