Liferped

a person who has no ambition to ever have a car, bike, motorcycle or any movement conveyance method other than feet. Due to laziness and lack of goals LIFERPED definition: a lifelong non driver, a non zombie walker, and gitarider

Example: Joey dont have a car, never had one never will he's a liferped. His cousin Zed is worse though always with the dude, can I gitaride

by beatpoetj June 10, 2013

literaphobia

The fear of words

Don't read this if you have literaphobia.

by da wampinator December 1, 2016

Lifernet

When your whole life revolves around the internet

I am always on my phone. I have such a Lifernet!

by DamienWayne March 29, 2017

Lifted Corn Crusher

(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.

“You see that girl over there, would you do the lifted corn crusher to her?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

literant

Any long (and usually insulting) screed, meme, or other "correction" offered by a Grammar Nazi.

"Did you see Bob's latest literant? Mixing up 'lose' and 'loose' really sets him off."
"What a looser, haha"

Bob's initial objection to the new project quickly turned into a literant after an autocorrect failure triggered his Grammar Nazi instincts.

by Mal-2 KSC November 15, 2018

literallysowhite

when something is so white you can’t even

OMG starbucks is out of my drink! that’s literallysowhite uhhhggggg

by Mariners will choke December 1, 2018

Literal Kangaroo

A xenophobic racial slur for Australians. It was first discovered by Skyler Turden after it was used by Dave Rubin on Youtube Show/ Podcast Louder with Crowder.

"So you're just driving your car and there's a kangaroo out there in public"
"Is that like another racial pejorative?"

"No, no. A literal Kangaroo"

by Mug Clubber September 17, 2019