left-handed website

a pr0n website. A right-handed user would hold the mouse in his/her left hand and stroke it with the right.

Ever since I lost my job job, I've been designing left-handed websites. Eventually, I hope to make a contribution in a less ... uhh... behind the scenes way.

by studs December 14, 2004

Moldy Leftover Ass lint

Usaully you get it when you haven't bathed in a while and it collects in your crack and it suddenly becomes stuck with no way to get it out.

There's some in your crack.......

by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005

New York left

Turning left from a red light a split second before it turns green, in order to beat the traffic on the other side of the intersection.

Your sitting at an intersection with a stoplight and it's red. There is someone on the opposite side of the intersection waiting for it to turn green as well. When you see the other light just turned red, you gun it and turn left before the other person has a chance to see the light turned green and goes. This is a New York Left.

by Samuel A.M. September 24, 2007

Left-Winger

Lovely people who'd better have you cut your funnies off, feed your babies with soy only or get your business robbed by lootesters than let you own a gun or go to a church.

Also, the totally unbiased advocates making lists of which races, genders and sexualities are eligible for a role in a movie, and which are not.

A: Left-wingers stand for peace and equality and diversity, you're taking it all wrong!
B: So everyone can get a gun to protect their home?
A: No, it's a police job!
B: But... you just defunded the cops?
A: YOU NAZI SCUM

by ZeroOfNil October 31, 2022

white left

A) Someone who grovels before their enemy.

B) Someone who argues in support of the oppression of their culture, race or sex, in hopes that they will not be individually targeted by the oppressive group.

C) A pathetic coward.

Saying that the rapist should be arrested, then after finding out he was Muslim saying he should not was very white left of Rebecca.

by Language B August 28, 2018

Larper Left

Larper Left is a term used to refer to the ones who claims to be leftists, such as marxist-leninists and anarcho-communists, but actually, or they are centrists or they are rightists, such as libertarians, ancaps and even neoliberals and conservatives. Mainly using right-wing sources for talk about socialism and leftism and acting as rightists such as like fascism and debaterism.

"The Larper Left is really common on social media, mainly in Instagram and Discord. You cannot trust them because they have no compromise with leftist values and goals, just making leftist larp and nothing more."

"The larper left shows that only IRL that all matters, and shows that on internet it is almost impossible or literally impossible to organize."

by Full Monteirism January 8, 2021

left-right paradigm

A system of government in which only two parties are illegible to be in control, through monetary and legal means. In many of these systems, adherents of both parties are in other organizations and secret societies, yet create protagonist and antagonist roles for society to agree with, so there is no actual dissent towards what is really one party.

2004 U.S. election- Both George bush and John F Kerry were both in the same college fraternity, and the council on foreign relations, Just like Obama, and McCain were members of CFR. Together these groups form what is known as the left-right paradigm.

by Zealot Nihilist July 29, 2009