little mike

The most gay person ever. He will sick you off for 20$. He is always touching people in public.

Damn. Little Mike does the best blowjobs

by DangBoi September 17, 2016

Little Suicide

Self-induced orgasm

Holding her phone with one hand, she discussed deviant sex and committed the little suicide with the other.

When she was forced to spend weeks away from her One True Love, she distracted herself with a little suicide. Over and over.

by MaiWai August 28, 2013

Little susan

The act of smearing chocolate on the upper lip of someone sleeping and crapping in a cup next to their bed.

Oh man, Rich was so drunk last night, his wife gave him a little Susan after he passed out and he freaked when he woke up.

by Keywestkids January 9, 2011

little fingered

1) To be manipulated by an older man, whose ultimate goal is to sleep with you.

2) To be tricked or deceived

Jane didn't realize she was being little fingered by her dad's best friend when he offered her the baby sitting job.

by Shawnyman11988 September 5, 2017

little idiot

A fun term describe kids about 5 or below that for the ways they can act, fall, or just generally find happiness in the smallest of childhood pleasures.

Can’t wait to have a bunch of my own little idiots running around one day

by A soon to be father September 20, 2020

little britney

A ladies private parts - especially when on public display.

Oh my god, you can see her Little Britney.

by Lady Mildmay March 8, 2008

little spitzer

penis, male appendage, male genitalia

He got caught cheating? He shouldn't have been thinking with his little spitzer!
(popularized after former New York Governor Spitzer's sex scandal)

by bethidee March 14, 2008