Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish

He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night

by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022

lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

by whodatotherdude December 30, 2020

A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021

Burger King foot lettuce

Delicious frickn lettuce made by yours truly feet

I like 68 Good rapper

Oh wow that’s good Burger King foot lettuce

by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021

Sea of lettuce

Sea of lettuce is shit

-Hey I like sea of lettuce
-Nah

by creasers2020 March 14, 2021

Smile Lettuce

A type of weed that puts you in an especially good mood

Isaac let me smoke some of his smile lettuce yesterday and it made me have a very happy high

by Rose119 April 20, 2021

Lettuce

Lettuce, you eat it, you eat it with food and in salad. it is very tasty, very good.

Hey what do you want in your subway sandwich?
Lettuce.

by LunarDev April 26, 2021