Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 01, 2022

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by December 24, 2017

trap lettuce

A term for marijuana ( that good kush )

Yo Jake you tryna get some trap lettuce?

by Vape lord jake April 09, 2018

lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey

"man i just lettuce"

by Snuugle July 03, 2022

LETTUCE

A green dithered thing that screams at you and possibly drops disks along with that.

"Dude, this green thing just screamed at me and threw some disks on the ground."
"That was probably a LETTUCE."

by bmv/one August 13, 2020

Lettuce

A supreme vegetable that must be blessed by all.

I love lettuce, sO mUcH bEtTer tHaN CABBAGES!!!! owo

by roses&blood November 12, 2019

lettuce

in baltimore when a guy who plays lacrosse has long hair in the back and shorter hair in the front.

"Ayye your lettuce is long asf!!"

by jerry russo April 25, 2018