IT knob jockey

Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.

Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'

Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'

Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'

by Savolicious November 11, 2011

Butt Knob

A girl from from the south central valley in California with a perfect booty.

Kristy is a Butt Knob!

by J Solo May 2, 2007

corn on the knob

After a session of anal sex, the penis is removed from the anal cavity to reveal a peice of shit on it. In witnessing this the man pukes on the girls back and her thinking he just came begins to rub 'his hot man juice' all over her body.

Jonny and his girl had corn on the knob last night

by G-maximus October 3, 2003

knob goblin

a small/ugly girl, who can't get enough pink pork probing, a cock loving crotch goblin

i can't whait for that little knob goblin to say ahh and start knob gobbling like a true whore

by mr_paul May 18, 2006

cross knob

Person with red pubes with other colour hair...

Eg.
Charles Lucas and James maxwell

by Mapps June 27, 2003

knob slobber

someone who gives head or likes to suck dick

Do you see her she is such a knob slobber

by ecccccxxxx deeeeee May 31, 2017

knob munch

to munch on ones knob; to nibble on a penis. can be used as in an insult

jimi: hey slut!
david: fuck up knob munch

by horsecocklover June 13, 2006