Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

kit

baller

bro kit is an absolute baller

by baller 2222222 September 12, 2023

Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Y-Kit

When a group of "Y-Kit" young Karen's in training say "they are uncomfortable"
the equivalent of "I fear for my life"

Lia Thomas stroking fear into her swim team while they change from birthday suit to clothes, you know Lia Thomas' future Karen card is revoked.

The Y-Kit revoked Lia Thomas' Karen card of privilege.

by Political content January 27, 2022

Kit

Shorten term for the word "Kitten"
Mostly used by a code word within gang stalking groups to identify their target.

"Kit"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
"Kit"

by PolishB1stard March 10, 2021

Kit

A really cute guy that loves cats. He seems pretty shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s pretty open. He thinks pretty low of himself, but is actually quite popular. He is also caring and flirty at times.

Once you have a Kit, you should never let him go.

Guy1: OMG he is so cute!
Guy2: who are you talking about?
Guy1: Kit of course!
Guy2: oh I should’ve known.

by Just_your_dreamer January 6, 2023

Pringicey kit

A pack of juicy fruit and pringles.

Yo homegirls went all nine yards had hook ole dude up with the Pringicey kit

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019