Alabama ketchup

Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.

"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"

"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"

by Wrig9 October 8, 2024

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Get ketchuped on

When you throw a cheeseburger on a kid and you yell that phrase as you throw the burger.

“GET KETCHUPED ON FOOL”.

by medgame December 5, 2024

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Banana Ketchup

Sales team lingo when the when selling a known-to-be inferior product (a banana) to a stupid or unwitting purchaser (the ketchup). Often members of the sales team will find reasons to repeat the words "banana ketchup" in front of the purchaser to openly mock their stupidity.

I really liked that banana ketchup.

by truthb4reel February 4, 2025

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sauce ketchup

Sauce ketchup (also written as "sauce catch-up" or "sauce catchup") is the art of keeping you and your homies up to date on which sauce you like and exchanging good sauce with each other.

Not to be confused with actual sauce, the sauce as referred to here most often means the original source of NSFW content.

*After exchanging sauce*
A: It's important to share and make sure everyone's still on board you know?
B: So like a sauce ketchup?

by Yarrak Obama February 18, 2025

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