Kart and Cuddle

When you and a female companion(wife, girlfriend, etc.) get together for a good gmae of Mario Kart and cuddling. May lead to sex depending on who wins or loses.

Male friends: Hey man, what do you have planned for tonight?
Me: Nothing much but I promised the girlfriend we would kart and cuddle.

by X_Webster October 12, 2019

Karate

a metaphor for sex

Hey spongebob, lets go do some karate ;)

by penishasabigpenis December 21, 2019

kartermae

She is one of a kind you will mostly just meet one or her she is loyal and if she said something that made you mad it was for a reason she is tuff and no one can bring her down she has a great group of friends and then all love her and you know she is the leader of the pack she is one smart lady and knows you by just one look so If she is going to find a man she probably going to pick a tuff cute cowboy And you know girls are going to try and shot their shot but honey please......
And her famous words are : so, idk, I love you, hi

I wish I had a friend like her the amazing KarterMae.....

by KarterMae May 28, 2020

Karate

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese, and the King.

Elvis- Check out some of this karate comin at ya!

Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that (ignant son of a bitch) guy talkin about?

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Karate fart

the fart is going to be loud and proud you scream Bonzi and let er rip.

right in the middle of karate class I had to let one go. I won the first spar. Karate fart.

by tie_ski September 14, 2020

karate ninja

Patrick mcdonagh is karate ninja

See that karate ninja

by Karate ninja September 21, 2020

Karthijitsu

The Art of Extreme Pressure Washing Nutting. A fighting style for when you nut so hard that it becomes a cum bullet.

Sheila: OH GOD HURTS SO MUCH!!!!
Gabe: Sorry, I'm a black belt at Karthijitsu.
Sheila: MOTHER FUCKER YOU SHOT A BULLET INSIDE OF ME!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 4, 2020