Potatic Justice

The carrying out of poetic justice using the medium of Potatoes

A) we need to give this town some a-peel

B) if poetic justice had any sence of timing, that potato would have rolled over and mashed the guy just after he said that.

A) potatic justice!

by APotatoFan January 7, 2013

monkey justice

to train a monkey to shoot to kill,and protect your person,and property.

the security warning sign in my yard readsmonkey justice.

by Nogunsnofrowns November 1, 2013

Cell Phone Justice

1. The advantage one gains over the inattention of another using a cell phone.

2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.

1. I got cell phone justice at the grocery store today because I dipped in front of a witless fool yacking on his cell at the checkout and got out of there in a flash.

2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.

by mc7e June 20, 2009

Classical Social Justice

One who believes in the original interpretation of social justice.

A person is accused for murder and is found guilty for unproven reasons. The people call shenanigans and let the person be retried once actual facts come in. The person is retried and is found innocent as he has the right of innocent until proven guilty. Innocent until proven guilty is an example of classical social justice.

by PopulousMaster February 11, 2020

hounds of justice

A group of retards that play a fucking disgusting game called “Monster Legends”

Look at them, they’re hounds of justice

I know, they must be really retarded

by MartiKEKW May 26, 2021

this spelling does not do the justice of meaning.

A happy shrugging emoji that is often used by memers

Person 1: oh no not that thing that does the thing.
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 1: why you gotta be that way.
Person 2:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(this spelling does not do the justice of meaning.)

by Caperclop March 14, 2016

chief justice

The highest-ranking judge in a given judicial system in the United States of America, whom sits at the head of the Supreme Court for his or her jurisdiction. Each state has one chief justice, as does the federal government.

William Rehnquist is the current chief justice of the United States Supreme Court.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004