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Juan

A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzilla’s vagina. Know as a “gift from god”, women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.
Look, it’s a wild Juan in its natural habitat! Let me see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence.
by Coxic Sess November 23, 2021
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Juan

"Baby baby baby Nooo like baby baby baby nooo thought you'd always be mines mine"😖😖😖😖😖
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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Juan Reyes

my best friend. The girl getter. You are most likely to fall for him and if not you then most likely more than half of your friends. He’s like

one of those tootsie roll suckers ; hard on the outside but soft on the inside. He’s so sweet when he chooses to be and he’s a child at heart. I hope the girl who gets him is willing to be as patience and passionate as he is. His heart will wait on you, he won’t. He’s taking care of himself, respect that.
Juan Reyes is so cool !😨
by alohabk October 26, 2022
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juan

itzjuan really slays as a twelvehead 🎀
so like who’s this baldie here?” juan duh

baldahh person
by twerk queen fr January 19, 2025
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Juan

Very tall male who likes girls named Amparo
Dang there goes that Amparo lover Juan again
by Yas Queen man October 25, 2019
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Juane

A beautiful and loyal girl who will forever love you if you are honest loyal and loving. She's very independent but once you get under her shell, she will want to be with you all the time. She can be bitchy and have an attitude but she still loves you. Don't get on her bad side. You'll be truly blessed to find yourself a juane on your life.
Juane is in a bad mood today.
by Jonnoton November 21, 2021
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juan jose santos

I'm a Juan Jose Santos I'm Dominican, skin color white, have blue/green eyes, tall, I'm pretty cool.
by Juan Jose Santos July 26, 2018
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