Justice

the guy with the 12+inch D

Justice is another word for god

Yo justice how you doin?
I’m just chillin here with ma 12 inch still.

by Just deal with it April 25, 2019

Justice Measurement

A varying unit of measurement relative to the Length and Diameter of the Professor's Penis.

He's got a Justice meat horse; Justice Measurement.

by Professor_Holmes November 15, 2021

the justice

gettin hit with a boffer weapon filled with concrete

man that scout just snapped my Ultra light usin the justice

by anonymous January 7, 2005

Potatic Justice

The carrying out of poetic justice using the medium of Potatoes

A) we need to give this town some a-peel

B) if poetic justice had any sence of timing, that potato would have rolled over and mashed the guy just after he said that.

A) potatic justice!

by APotatoFan January 7, 2013

monkey justice

to train a monkey to shoot to kill,and protect your person,and property.

the security warning sign in my yard readsmonkey justice.

by Nogunsnofrowns November 1, 2013

Cell Phone Justice

1. The advantage one gains over the inattention of another using a cell phone.

2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.

1. I got cell phone justice at the grocery store today because I dipped in front of a witless fool yacking on his cell at the checkout and got out of there in a flash.

2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.

by mc7e June 20, 2009

Classical Social Justice

One who believes in the original interpretation of social justice.

A person is accused for murder and is found guilty for unproven reasons. The people call shenanigans and let the person be retried once actual facts come in. The person is retried and is found innocent as he has the right of innocent until proven guilty. Innocent until proven guilty is an example of classical social justice.

by PopulousMaster February 11, 2020