another word for complete asshole with a tiny dick that cannot be seen even with the strongest microscope
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Jordan is usually a girls name that has big tits and hairy nipples, has a tendency to be a boy with bright blue eyes or brown eyes tends to have brown hair or sometimes ginger (redhead) or as some prefer strawberry blonde, usually has the mickey taken out of him and has names called towards him, Jordan is a very nice considerate person who listens to your story and can trust him with anything you say!
Jordan is usually a girls name that has big tits and hairy nipples, has a tendency to be a boy with bright blue eyes or brown eyes tends to have brown hair or sometimes ginger (redhead) or as some prefer strawberry blonde, usually has the mickey taken out of him and has names called towards him, Jordan is a very nice considerate person who listens to your story and can trust him with anything you say!
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A one legged man with a scrawny dick. He only shows his face in the shadows and peeks at you while you pee. He enjoys to tug his own nipples and lick his lips when he gets erections.
"Hey look! That thing over there is tugging its nipples and has a lump in its pants! It must be a Jordan!"
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was born out of her mothers asshole
became black, and never came back
but when she did she was blind, and in a wheel chair with a seeing eye dog named gospel
one hell of a mofafu!
was born out of her mothers asshole
became black, and never came back
but when she did she was blind, and in a wheel chair with a seeing eye dog named gospel
one hell of a mofafu!
juanito: hey, did you see that video that one day
maria: yeah, shakira's my favorito! 'hips don't lie'
carlos: yeah, you WHAT a jordan.....
NIGGA WUT?!
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maria: yeah, shakira's my favorito! 'hips don't lie'
carlos: yeah, you WHAT a jordan.....
NIGGA WUT?!
jordan jordan jordan h8r!
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