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Joel Jose

Usually around 6ft and has extremely strict indian parents, usually claims he gets a lot of attraction from females when he actually get 0. Is a decent friend to have but he usually caps way too much on random as things. He also get some pretty bad grades and looks below average. He also occasionally hits the gym and benches around 60 kgs. He also claims he has a very big penis when in real life its slightly below average.
Friend 1: Yo, u coming to the movies tonight we watching harry potter.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
by Dhyan_patel April 1, 2023
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Joel-Browning

See “Gaslighting

When a friend makes you feel guilty for a word or words that had nothing to do with the point you were trying to make.
Hey man you could possibly sleep with her tomorrow night!

What do you mean “possibly”?

I didn’t mean anything! Stop Joel-Browning me
by Silknick00 October 27, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joel McKinnon Miller 《Super Android 13》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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joel

hes like okay ig but hes kinda gay ngl
joel es un maricon
by Undeafeatable_Succes April 3, 2022
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Dirty joel

A dirty joel is when your drunk walking home from town you can't stop the urges from taking over and you find a random bush on someone's lawn to have a wank.
Oh man I got so drunk last night I done a dirty joel
by Shrekalosi November 24, 2021
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Oh Joel

An expression used when a friend routinely and expectedly does something dumb, ridiculous, or embarrassing.
Look, he fell asleep in his ramen again. Oh Joel.
by ddogg13 January 26, 2023
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Dylan Joel

Dylan Joel is the most handsomest, sexiest Man alive. He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.
When you look into his eyes you wish you could give the moon, the stars, and the world.

He is kind, caring, sweet but also brave, tough and strong minded.

He's so funny and silly, time spent with him is the bestest time you will ever spend in your life.
Also he belongs to Ivana Giani
Person 1: There goes Dylan Joel, the sexiest Man alive
Person 2: Ugh, I wish I was Ivana
by Ivvy_ November 22, 2021
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