by DERLANTHEPOTATOGOD December 17, 2020
Get the jucking mug.scene: a car accident just took place at a mall.
man 1:i'm sorry, look i have my insurace company, i can pay to have your car fixed up, and hey while i'm at it why don't we go and have some coffee while we wait for the tow truck, huh?
woman: i have my insurance too, i have 21century
man 1: me too!
woman: oh! so it'll be easier than i thought and thank you for your offer to pay for this i couldn't afford to fix it up.
man 2: OH SHITTT NIGGGA!!!! LIKE WHAT DA FUCK!!! this BITCH NIGGA just to' (tore) yo ca (car) UP!!! dAMN i'd HATE to be you bitch, cuz god damn...
woman: oh there's no probl....
man2: bitch ,wtf do you mean??? loook at this shit, you need to fuk this nigga up, see over there, next to the trees, they got some loose bricks, go 'head pick some up and hit em with it, it'll make you feel better i garantee!!
woman: no really i'm just..
man2: 'eyy!!!! lady you needs to chill it, stop taking yo anger out on me, kick THAT (points to man 1) NIGGAS ASS. shit if i were you!
(man 2 walks off)
crowd: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!! snap!! look at that, she just gone let him get away with that!?!?!?
woman nervous under pressure slaps man 1 and walks off,
MAN 1: WTF 'man 2' you are JOCKIN!
and so are you woman
man 1:i'm sorry, look i have my insurace company, i can pay to have your car fixed up, and hey while i'm at it why don't we go and have some coffee while we wait for the tow truck, huh?
woman: i have my insurance too, i have 21century
man 1: me too!
woman: oh! so it'll be easier than i thought and thank you for your offer to pay for this i couldn't afford to fix it up.
man 2: OH SHITTT NIGGGA!!!! LIKE WHAT DA FUCK!!! this BITCH NIGGA just to' (tore) yo ca (car) UP!!! dAMN i'd HATE to be you bitch, cuz god damn...
woman: oh there's no probl....
man2: bitch ,wtf do you mean??? loook at this shit, you need to fuk this nigga up, see over there, next to the trees, they got some loose bricks, go 'head pick some up and hit em with it, it'll make you feel better i garantee!!
woman: no really i'm just..
man2: 'eyy!!!! lady you needs to chill it, stop taking yo anger out on me, kick THAT (points to man 1) NIGGAS ASS. shit if i were you!
(man 2 walks off)
crowd: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!! snap!! look at that, she just gone let him get away with that!?!?!?
woman nervous under pressure slaps man 1 and walks off,
MAN 1: WTF 'man 2' you are JOCKIN!
and so are you woman
by i've seen no progress! November 2, 2011
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by hmmmyeskindadoit March 11, 2020
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Get the For-Joking mug.Taking another business' social media location and promoting another.
Using social media location services (Foursquare, Gowalla, Whrrl, etc) to market a service, product, or brand at a location other than where said item is located.
Used to promote at offsite locations. Also could be used to mock event or business.
Using social media location services (Foursquare, Gowalla, Whrrl, etc) to market a service, product, or brand at a location other than where said item is located.
Used to promote at offsite locations. Also could be used to mock event or business.
Checking into 'Foursquare' at a music festival. Of the places to check in the options could be for said "music festival" and "Joe's Burger across the street". Those checking in would see both items. It would be a free ad for Joe's Burger for those that check in because of "location jacking".
To mock or degrade one could make up a location called "rip-off festival" or "waste of money fest".
To mock or degrade one could make up a location called "rip-off festival" or "waste of money fest".
by Sweet John May 25, 2010
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Get the Out Jacking Off mug.While at the movies with my boyfriend and my bucket of popcorn with a hole in it the center ....I corn jack him.
by akredhead February 17, 2012
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