Jersey Weave

(v) ~~The Jersey Weave~~ is an art only those skilled enough can fully master. It is considered as a person behind the wheel of a vehicle who abruptly weaves in and out of slower cars preferably on the NJ Turnpike or the GS parkway. In NJ 65 really means 79, but caution is needed at these speeds. The so called "weave" may be participated by a single car to several. This technique may involve getting from point A to point B faster or it may be a race between several, but usually 2 individuals for simply an adrenaline rush.~

Kid From PA- "What the hells the jersey weave?"

Driver- "Just buckle the fuck up"

Kid From PA- "That was really close"

Driver- "That was nothing..."

by happy4444 December 24, 2009

Jersey Flipping

The act of consuming Four Locos (malt beverage), while simultaneously under the influence of MDMA (ecstasy).

Guido #1 says, “Yo man, I just got some triple stax. Lets go to the liquor store so we can start jersey flipping!

Guido#2 says, “OK. Jersey flippin makes all the Snookis look like J-Wows.

by Nirk December 25, 2010

jersey

The original Jersey, an island in the English Channel and what many people call NEW Jersey, which is a state in America. The same thing with York and New York, presumably...

Jersey is an island that's in the English channel. New Jersey is a state in America

by mikebsi June 11, 2013

the Jersey Maneuver

Intentional reducing following distance between vehicles on a public roadway in an attempt to prevent a third vehicle from merging.
Verb: Jerseyed; to be Jerseyed

The jerk tried to pull the Jersey Maneuver, preventing me from getting on the highway. I haven't seen driving like that since I moved out of Jersey.

by JZ775 March 10, 2010

new jersey hot pocket

A spoiled brat rich female that is ONLY good for sex. Usually from Bergen County.

I was hanging out with this New Jersey Hot Pocket last night named Simone. I hit it and bounced. What else...

by Dre money March 30, 2016

get it boy jersey

The proverbial clothing worn by a get it boy. Not a real piece of clothing; rather, the concept of such an article. If it existed in physical form, it would say "get it boy" across the shoulders, where the last name usually is.

You wanna party, let me get the YG's, and we a be thurr in a minute/
Maybe chickenhead with it/
I'm in the authentic get it boy jersey, G.I.B hat fitted

by chingy February 6, 2005

Jamesburg,New Jersey

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.

Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town

by Fuck white niggas April 8, 2021