[Jazzy Jeff]

verb To respectfully leave one's friend(s) or partner(s) behind as your career continues to skyrocket. Ant. Garfunkel

"Now that my book is on the Times Bestseller List, guess I'll Jazzy Jeff the old writers group.

by FrancesL July 5, 2008

Jeff Blim

Jeffery Robert Blim has really big and sexy and hot and awesome and fat and huge and ginormous honkly donkly fat ass sex mount looking dysphoria crushing absolutely massive man titties.

P1: Wanna watch Twisted?
P2: Yeah, have you seen Jeff Blim as Aladdin?
P1: Yo, right, he has massive man-titties, right?
P2: Right, yeah, let's go

by JeffBlimIsHot December 15, 2022

Jeff Swearingen

God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.

Guy: who is that guy

Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD

Jeff: please leave me alone

by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022

Jeffs Screenshots

Fake

You're just about as real as jeffs screenshots.

by Tara June 24, 2016

Jeff Atchison

Abandons people but generally a good person. A musical god. Left being a band teacher to work at Panera Bread.

God damn, he's good, but not as good as Jeff Atchison!

by awsedrft12345 June 10, 2017

high jeff

A “high Jeff” is whenever one of your friends (it helps if their name is Jeff) gets so high that it is obvious to anyone even vaguely paying attention.

*friend walks into room* Oh, high Jeff!

by fisher2 November 11, 2019

Jeff Chery

A person who attempts to live a closeted homosexual lifestyle while being as flaming as possible.

Liberace was a well documented Jeff Chery, everyone always knew he was gay.

by Jesse Yepez King of all that implies fucking November 7, 2016