jeff eyes

When a girl has a wild, mad look in her eyes like she really wants to barely suck Jeff's dick

Tiffany: *foams at the mouth*

Tiffany: *stares at Jeff with MAD jeff eyes*

Jacob: whoa holy shit that girl has a bad case of Jeff eyes

Jeff: wait I might actually get my dick barely sucked today. AWESOME.

by bonerpatrol456 October 1, 2017

Pull a Jeff

1. Cockblocking during a dope hook up
2. Walking in on 2 persons whilst one is "balls deep" in the other, effectively ruining the moment

Dude I was so far in it last night... until my dad decided to pull a Jeff.

by Poonslayer897 October 14, 2016

Jeff left

Right

Make a Jeff left here.

by Cftuikhfsd January 7, 2018

Is Bruh Jeff?

It is explicitly clear throughout history that Bruh, is indeed, Jeff. The revolutionary war, Bruh was Jeff. Right when the emancipation proclamation was signed, Bruh was Jeff. When the mongols took over Asia, Bruh was Jeff. The question is not “Is Bruh Jeff” but why is Jeff Bruh.

Person: “My name is Bruh, Jeff”
You: “But is Bruh Jeff?”
Person: Bruh name is Jeff Bruh Me.”
You: “Exactly!”

by Anthony’s Secret Admirer March 24, 2021

Jeff bezos

Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state

Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil

by Almosteverythingcomics December 15, 2022

Jeff Lytle

Chuck Norris' right hand man. The guy chuck norris goes to when even a roundhouse kick to his computer won't fix it. Runs Maxwell AFB from any location in the world.

I've Chuck Norrised my computer and it still won't work.
Call Jeff Lytle.

by Bradley Amanda and Marissa August 7, 2008

Jeff Blim

Jeffery Robert Blim has really big and sexy and hot and awesome and fat and huge and ginormous honkly donkly fat ass sex mount looking dysphoria crushing absolutely massive man titties.

P1: Wanna watch Twisted?
P2: Yeah, have you seen Jeff Blim as Aladdin?
P1: Yo, right, he has massive man-titties, right?
P2: Right, yeah, let's go

by JeffBlimIsHot December 15, 2022