Tasteful Garbage

The act of being a classy piece of garbage; often includes wearing a brightly coloured suit and the inability to stop speaking in French.

Tsukiyama, you really are tasteful garbage
As opposed to
Claude you are a literal piece of trash for what you did to Alois.

by TastefulGarbage September 13, 2016

taste tornado

The flavor generated by the new Milller Lite glasses with the logos etched into the bottom. These etchings create a cyclonic action to retain the flavor of the third hopping of the beer.

The taste tornado from this Miller Lite is awesome!!

by Jgc01 July 1, 2009

it tastes

The response when you consume a drink or food that you or someone you know has made and they ask you how it tastes. However, whatever concoction is currently in contact with your tongue is indecipherable and you can't really say that it tastes like anything particularly good or bad, simply "it tastes".

Person A: "Hey, what did you think of my smoothie I made? I put a bunch of fruit in there."
Person B: *Trying to understand the superposition of flavours in their mouth* "Hmmmm... it tastes"

by sad0w October 5, 2021

ghastly good taste

Interior decoration of mechanical perfection, lacking all life or connection to its owner. Furniture that you don't dare use, since actual use would destroy the design effect.

My aunt's house was furnished in ghastly good taste. She had plastic slipcovers on all the furniture so that we children wouldn't actually contact the fancy upholstery, and plastic runners on the carpets.

by nurgler April 17, 2008

my tongue tastes like tongue

something a dumbass would say

Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass

by ok dumbass April 16, 2020

Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

delayed taste

When someone comes back and tells you something, usually a song you showed them is actually good.

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SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, have you listened to Sweet Victory?
Patrick: Yeah, but it's not really that good.

*two weeks later*

Patrick: Okay, it's a great song.
SpongeBob: I knew you'd have delayed taste.

by astroboto August 4, 2021