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Twitter’s biggest issue

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it
by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024
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trust issues

*plays amogus*
"ITS PINK!? I THOUGHT PINK WAS SAFE!! damn i got trust issues now..."
by WHOISTHIS_E January 26, 2023
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Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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grammar issue

when someone cant type correctly. usually its about people who dont speak english as first language
- "hi guys do you now where the soda is?"
- "major grammar issue"
by ngrokeeeee February 9, 2023
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Skill Issue

When you fail to tear off stickers from a sticker sheet.
"Bro- these stickers are shit, wtf?"
-- "Seems like a skill issue to me bro..."
by infernalbagel April 4, 2025
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skill issue

Grape Victim with skill issue says, "I got graped"

Sigma Man says, "skill issue 🗿"
by CorporalCorpses April 5, 2025
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girl with pretty issues

Girl with Pretty Issues

noun
A dangerously pretty girl who lives off iced coffee, impulse decisions, and main character energy. She might have 37 unread texts, a situationship she won’t define, and a habit of overspending when she’s bored—but she’ll always show up looking like she has her life together. And that’s the magic.

She’s chaotic, mysterious, and emotionally evasive—but it’s giving iconic, not insane. Her vibe is “mentally unstable but make it fashion.”

She’s not messy. She’s curated.
She’s not crazy. She’s couture.
Examples:
“She canceled plans because of a ‘vibe shift’ then posted a mirror pic in heels—girl with pretty issues.”
“Pretty? Yes. Dangerous? Also yes. Girl with pretty issues energy.”
by trustmeimnotcrazy April 6, 2025
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