shit

the stuff that comes out of your ass when you sit down

Dude i had to take a shit last night at that party but i was to embarassed!

by Dick Walding! March 14, 2009

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Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss March 1, 2014

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shit

why are you looking up shit on here??
eww ur discusting

omg ur effing shit head u smell like ass

by BILLYBOB BOB December 14, 2008

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shit

Shit means crap, poo

mostly used to describe something

This game is shit

by computertrick June 19, 2010

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shit

so happy it''s thursday!

-Guess What!
~what?
-SHIT!
~wtf?
-SO HAPPY ITS THURSDAY!
~oh
-lol

Same as tgif but for thursday :)

by Haley16 October 13, 2010

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The Shit

One who is both awesome and rather iresponsible/lazy/bitchy. Most people have a cousin (doesn't have to be a first cousin, can be 2nd, 3rd, etc)or weird Uncle who fits this description. A person who is simply The Shit. They do nothing but bitch (or becth as Kelly would say) and complain, but there is just something about them that makes them so wicked sweet that they are most definitely The Shit.

My cousin Joycelyn: Who is The Shit?

Me: Joycelyn is The Shit!

by I warn, but nobody heeds my words May 6, 2007

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