Suck Chephen

A racist bald ass white man who resembles a beluga whale and has entitlement issues.

Suck Chephen can suck a dick!

by Suckmorechephen May 17, 2019

Sucking Nuggets

The act of one person placing their mouth over another's anus and providing gentle or hard suction whilst the other person intentionally defacates.

Did you hear about Schulyer? Apparently he was sucking nuggets with his girlfriend.

by bitchass mctitties August 11, 2014

suck factor

a way to measure how much something sucks; the higher the suck factor, the suckier it is

The party I went to last night was okay, but the music was a huge suck factor.

by Peter WN November 6, 2008

well this sucks

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

by random annoying person June 17, 2018

sucking rugs

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.

Scott could hardly talk when he got home after spending an entire day sucking rugs.

by psully June 11, 2018

Sucking Diesel

Restarting a diesel engine e.g. your tractor after it had emptied the tank was very difficult back in the day. There wasn't an electric fuel pump to pump it from the tank. It had to be sucked by the mechanical, engine driven, diesel injector pump. Rather difficult if the engine has no fuel to get going. Once you did get the engine running with out cutting out again you'd know it was finally sucking diesel

Now we're sucking diesel

by Joe Lehane May 18, 2021

Michigan Suck

1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.

2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.

“Did you hear? Caleb gave Allie the Michigan Suck in 2016.”

by Savineaj94 April 6, 2021