by Splish Splash October 02, 2003
Are your coming with us to the game?
No, I have to go over to my friend-in-law's house to put up storm windows.
No, I have to go over to my friend-in-law's house to put up storm windows.
by Stephen Schaffter June 10, 2005
Roger's Law states that a person is much more likely to act like a douchebag on the internet than they would if they were dealing with a person face to face. Specifically starting arguments just to be annoying and make people angry.
He seemed like a pretty okay dude when I met him but then after I friended him on Facebook Roger's Law kicked in and he became an absolute Troll.
by mit7059 November 01, 2009
If you are attracted to a girl, the odds of her being single are approxomately 1 in 10; and if she is single, your odds with her are inversely proportional to how much you like/are attracted to her.
by raelhco December 11, 2005
Studying for a test or doing homework while beer is involved, making difficult classes such as physical chemistry more bearable. Classes involved can be any class that is deemed difficult.
Also can be referred to as A = ebc, which is the real Beer's law used in chemistry, where A is absorbance, e is the extinction coefficient, b is the path length, and c is the concentration.
It is useful to use this definition to indicate beer is involved in public places where it is not appropriate to speak of such things.
Also can be referred to as A = ebc, which is the real Beer's law used in chemistry, where A is absorbance, e is the extinction coefficient, b is the path length, and c is the concentration.
It is useful to use this definition to indicate beer is involved in public places where it is not appropriate to speak of such things.
Person A : Hey man you do that p. chem homework last night?
Person B: Naw man, i'ma hit it up tonight with my buddies using Beer's law, u game?
Person B: Naw man, i'ma hit it up tonight with my buddies using Beer's law, u game?
by Vack March 04, 2010
An extortion racket whereby children are taken from fathers as an excuse to justify taking his wealth and income, with the proceeds divided between the mother and lawyers.
The difference between kidnapping and family law is that kidnappers sometimes give the children back after they get the money.
by tarelasi October 09, 2007
Bigots' Law states that the first to shout "bigot" at another in a discussion is the most bigoted bigot in said discussion!
Also known as "dropping a b bomb".
Also known as "dropping a b bomb".
The OED defines "bigoted" as "having or revealing an obstinate belief in the superiority of one’s own opinions and a prejudiced intolerance of the opinions of others".
In political discussions often the word "bigot" (also known as the "b" word) is used as a mere insult by particular groups who adhere to a certain dogma, and shout accusations using the "b" word towards those who have differing opinions to themselves. Thus, actually meeting the definition of the "b" word themselves.
Analyses of political discussions show that in 95% of all uses, the most intolerant and bigoted people are those first to use the "b" word in a discussion. These people therefore break Bigots' Law, and contribute nothing to the actual discussion other than insulting another person with an attempted ad hominem slur or character assassination; thus the shouter of "bigot" is showing prejudiced intolerance towards differing opinion.
"Yous are bigots for having that opinion - how dare yous disagree with our superior opinion!" - this statement qualifies under "Bigots' Law" and highlights the sheer bigotry of calling someone a "bigot".
"Dropping a b bomb" is the logical equivalent to pulling a pin in a grenade and letting it explode in your own hand.
In political discussions often the word "bigot" (also known as the "b" word) is used as a mere insult by particular groups who adhere to a certain dogma, and shout accusations using the "b" word towards those who have differing opinions to themselves. Thus, actually meeting the definition of the "b" word themselves.
Analyses of political discussions show that in 95% of all uses, the most intolerant and bigoted people are those first to use the "b" word in a discussion. These people therefore break Bigots' Law, and contribute nothing to the actual discussion other than insulting another person with an attempted ad hominem slur or character assassination; thus the shouter of "bigot" is showing prejudiced intolerance towards differing opinion.
"Yous are bigots for having that opinion - how dare yous disagree with our superior opinion!" - this statement qualifies under "Bigots' Law" and highlights the sheer bigotry of calling someone a "bigot".
"Dropping a b bomb" is the logical equivalent to pulling a pin in a grenade and letting it explode in your own hand.
by BigMan25 September 10, 2011