hypocritical patriotism

What most of the world's citizens suffer. Typically, a citizen of a given non-American country will defame Americans as being fanatics and meatheads over the smallest displays of patriotism that are made. They almost always pride themselves on being "open minded" and "tolerant" (something that, somehow, is the opposite of patriotism in the mind of a prejudiced anti-American) because they are not fanatical like they claim the Americans are.

In reality, these people tend to be far more patriotic, sometimes even bordering on chauvunism or nationalism. A typical example is sports fans who follow their national team.

Canadians are among the most well-known practicioners of hypocritical patriotism.

The Canadian compared the Americans visiting his town to lower life forms, declaring that Americans will believe anything the government tells them simply because the visitors had an American flag sticker on the bumper of their car. He then went on to say that Canadians were the superior people in the world. The Americans laughed in reply, finding humor in how blind the Canadian was to his own fanaticsm.

by The Infamous Trev-MUN February 25, 2004

hypoclit

A hypoclit is a who girl gives off all of the signals of sexual readiness and perhaps even talks openly about it, but rejects you at crunch time.

She told me she wanted to have sex, she even bought the condom and gave it to me, but when I made a move, she completely rejected me...what a hypoclit!

or

What a hypoclittical thing to do!

by Jilbo Bagginz January 13, 2010

hypocrize

to criticize someone in a hypocratic fashion

My mom hypocrized the way I typed my essay, even though she types the same way.

by Seamore Butts October 19, 2004

hip hopacrite

a white person who is racist that listens to rap music

That redneck is listening to 50-cent, he is a hip hopacrite.

by Richard1 January 24, 2010

hypercrite

A person whose actions are so counter to his words that he's gone beyond being just a hypocrite. This behavior has been exhibited in the wild most acutely by conservative Caucasian Homo sapiens.

A longtime advocate of traditional marriage and family values, the congressman was outed as a hypercrite after texting an explicit video to his contacts list of himself having sex with someone who was neither his wife nor of the opposite gender.

by Bart County Scrivener June 3, 2016

hypocrate

One of many human personalities, regardless of what politicians or activists say about each other.

"I'm a hypocrate a lot of times, though I hate to admit it."
-me

by Dave January 15, 2004

hypocrit

Someone who is critical of hyperactive people.

That girl chelsea is a hypocrit.

by MRG[NP] April 8, 2011