The Hump Game

it is a game me and my friends made, 1 person starts as the humper and has to run after the non-humpers and try and hump them, when you are humped then you also go after the still non-humper.

mate 1: hey mate 2, wanna play the hump game?
mate 2: sure mate 1, let's go and get some players.
mate 1: ok, let's go.

mate 1: hehe, I'm the humper, GET READY TO GET HUMPED!
mate 2: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH, NO HOMO!
mate 1: NO HOMO!

by Abbreviationist June 16, 2020

Monkey Humps

to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.

He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.

by thefreak118 May 24, 2010

The Camel hump

Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.

Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Hump and Dump

When a male finds a partner (usually a cheap hooker) and takes them to a motel/hotel and rents a room on the top floor. They proceed to have sex, and during sex, the man secretly inches over towards the window while still having sex. He then places the girl belly down in the open window frame and does her "doggystyle". When he is ready to finish, he speeds up, splooges, then quickly pushes her out the window. It is favored by many because it allows you to finish inside your partner and not have to pay a single penny, but do this act with caution, as it IS MURDER.

Bob: "Dude did you hear that Bill accidentally Hump and Dumped Janet?"

Jim: "Yeah, that sucks! They were going to get married!"

by theworldofasians August 17, 2010

Dry Hump

The rubbing of a male's erect penis on a female's clitoris to induce the female to climax while the male does not reach orgasm.

My friend's girlfriend wanted to technically retain her virginity, so he dry humped her last night.

by AlexZ96 June 11, 2009

bible humping

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

hump junky

term used to describe the reaction one gets when a person or group of people mention drugs and/or drug use, similar to a dry hump motion.

john's such a hump junky he gets a hard on when his friends talk about cocaine

by bogart March 7, 2005