Holy Schmaps

Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.

She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".

"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"

"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"

by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022

Holy Scoliosis

This term was first used by YouTuber "ScottTheWoz". When this term is used it's usually is a replacement for the phrase "Oh god"

*something shocks you*
Example: Holy scoliosis what is that!

by SomeDumb June 20, 2018

Holy Corpse

The corpse of Jesus Christ which grants people stand abilities. Also, the president of the United States is after it

Johnny: Look Gyro! I'm spinning the holy corpse!
Gyro: What the fuck.

by Bttlckr September 13, 2020

holy apes

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.

holy apes did you see that!? :O

by Delleve March 08, 2008

Holy Moses

When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it

Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?

George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen

by jerafe May 31, 2019

Holy Blunt

A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.

Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.

by Billcosbyeatme January 23, 2021

Holy Jezztler

When the jezz is so fine yet so bad ass that jesus wont bless her so you say holy-Jezztler so that heil hitler bless her devilish soul and angelic beauty

Holy Jezztler!!! Thats a baddie

by Holy Jezztler March 09, 2021