Sicilian choke hold

A sexual act, wherein a female firmly grips the root of a male's scrotum, while gently patting the balls.

The whore charged me fifty euros for a Sicilian choke hold!

by SmallAmountOfNeck July 15, 2012

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Hold my ukulele

Similar to expression to the "Hold My Cigarette" or "Hold My Cigarette"

"How to embarass yourself on Youtube..."

"Hold My Ukulele" - Colleen Ballinger

by limbo9 July 01, 2023

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Holding the phone wrong

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.

Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

by Tom Forestein June 30, 2010

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holding on to the glory days

When an older guy who is balding is trying to feel for his hair which no longer exists to fix it.

"Dude did you see Uncle Jim at the wedding last night?"
"Yeah!, he was totally holding on to the glory days!"
"Totally"

by blackmomtryingtosupportafamily July 20, 2014

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Hold My Ass

For instance, if you were playing Call of Duty splitscreen with three other people on Team Deathmatch, and you were going into the enemy team's base, and you wanted cover, you would turn to your teammate and say, "Hold my ass". He would proceed to give you supporting fire.

Jake: "I'm going in through the rear. Hold my ass, and hold it tight."
Callum: "Don't worry; your ass is safely in my hands."

Ben: "I'm gonna go pwn Jake, he's entering from the rear."
Andy: "Look out, Callum's holding his ass!!!!"
Ben: "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!! *gets pwned*"

by jakeequalsawesomeness February 11, 2010

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