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slap hats

An act in which two nude men stand facing one another, approximately eight inches apart, and swing their hips in such a manner that the hats of their flaccid penises slap together repeatedly. A third party can be introduced, however, the body motion must be changed to vertical.
There's fucking nothing going on tonight. Why don't we just slap hats?
by DangNasty October 5, 2006
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Figs Hat

The winter hat worn by many. They range in colors and patterns. Characterized by the ear-flaps and pom poms.
Boy: dude look at his hat!

boy 2: what?

girl: i love his Figs Hat!
by figshat123 March 7, 2010
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Pussy Hat

Pink knitted hats people wore to protest the Election of Donald Trump in 2016 because they were offended he said “when you are rich, women let you grab them by the pussy” so they all wore pussy hats and filled the streets and chanted words like “Resist” and “Never Trump” in unison.

Some participants wore full-body, sexually-explicit, vagina costumes.

Children were in attendance.

Interestingly enough, the largely attended event was criticized for being another example of white privilege from the Black Lives Matter (BLM) movement. Not all pussies are pink.
Girl: Grab your pussy hat Becky, it’s time to topple the patriarchy.

*Becky secures vagina hat to her head and strokes it*

Becky: Donald Trump Is Not My President! *cries*
by .GIRL.ON.FIRE. January 8, 2020
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top hatting

Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln
After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room.
by A history muff February 28, 2011
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Pink Hat

A sports fan that jumped on the bandwagon because of a great season or two. The hat always looks new because it's only worn after wins or at a the occasional game that they get a free ticket to.

It should also be noted that not everyone who is wearing a pink hat is a "Pink Hat"

To find out is someone is a pink hat or not just ask...
Name three players on the team.
Seriously D-Gags, baseball has 9 "INNINGS" not periods, that's something a Pink Hat would say. You're better than that. New York fans, am I right?
by briggsb1 May 7, 2014
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ratio of hat

n. ratio of hat is a massachusetts style of determining how drunk a person is. depending on the number of alcoholic beverages a person has consumed, their hat will invariably end up pointed straight up, or possibly backwards. basically anywhere but straight.
Using my powers to read the ratio of hat, i have concluded that you are schwillly.
by Nate Clements April 5, 2008
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fitsa hats

Misspelling of Pizza Hut. Simple. But why it is so popular in Indonesia? Someone named Novel Bamukmin wrote this word on REPORT FORM OF AHOK`S TRIAL! He faked his former job as "working in Fitsa Hats" as he was ashamed that he worked in "kafir" company formerly, while his group FPI always shouts "it is not allowed to work in kafir owned company"
Kebanyakan makan fitsa hats jadi gila ente macam kaum bumi datar

"Because you eat fitsa hats too much, you are crazy like the flat earthers"
by fitsa hats March 29, 2017
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