Harry Murphy

Where you climb on top, do absolutely nothing and prematurely get off. Named after the Murphy of Newtown. Aka the "Yawning Position."

Girl: "You're really lame in bed."
Guy: "No, I'm just doing the Harry Murphy!"
Girl: "Great.. I've heard of that. Does that mean you're going to prematurely get off too?"
Guy: "Yeah baby, just like the Murphy of Newtown."

by WomenofNewtown July 13, 2012

Harry Pothole

Like Harry Potter, but has a better ring to it. Cannot be mistaken for Harry Butthole...that's another story

Karen: Omg Ainsley I lovvee Harry Potter!
Ainsley: It's Harry POThole not Harry Potter! Be careful or you'll take someones eyes out.

by Living meme fangirl queen August 3, 2018

Harry Russell

When a girl is in doggy style, blowing into her hairy ass-hole while violently grabbing her tits until she poops or milk comes out of her tits, then continuing to blow until maximum satisfaction is reached by both parties.

See video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8PYozPB-8I

Josh: Dude how was the sex with Kelsey last night?
John: She got it doggy and was expecting some anal but I slipped her the Harry Russell instead... she loved it

by Patty Cake March 29, 2015

Empty Harry

Refers to the penis when unable to climax due to excessive masturbating (or sex) beforehand.

I jerked off 4 times that day, she surprised me and I ended up having to give her the empty harry.

by Burgus November 5, 2017

Harry Hardon

A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.

by de-pube December 5, 2020

harry kane

The best English Striker of all time

Harry Kane had just scored a screamer!

by JustDjed May 13, 2023

scratchy harris

When you've got the chills.

Ooooooooooh I'm scratchy harris

by Rustystarfish July 21, 2017