Wollongong handshake

The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.

To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.

G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*

by durrymunchayoda June 18, 2022

Devil’s Handshake

When you shove a tiny funnel inside your penis then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over your woman

I was a little bored last night so decided to give the wife a Devil’s Handshake

by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022

vicar's handshake

Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.

Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"

by Pagan and proud! January 21, 2023

Gainsville handshake

A gainsville handshake is when you see a butt crack hanging out put your finger down in the crack.

"Hey, did you see Jimmy in human resources today? I guess he gave Johnny the old gainsville handshake."

"Oh, did you just put your finger down my pants?"
" yes its the gainsville handshake"

by Long shlong johnson February 1, 2023

Downstairs Handshake

A discreet way to say a handjob. Jerking someone's dick.

My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.

by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021

Vietnamese Handshake

while shaking someone's hand, proceeding to stick your thumb in your butt and yell out in a German accent "Thummin Mine Asshole"

Example:

Friend 1: I met my girlfriend's parents yesterday

friend 2: how did that go?

friend 1: good. we did a vietnamese handshake.

friend 2: what's that?

Friend 1: we all stuck our thumbs in our asses when we shook hands and yelled out "thummin mine asshole" in a German accent.

There is nothing quite like sticking your thumb in your ass while shaking somebody's hand.

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

golden handshake

The act of urinating on one's own hand then vigorously shaking the hand of another

Wow, Bill was pleased with himself after he gave his boss a golden handshake for stealing his idea.

by feeling froggy?? February 3, 2006