Croatian Pan-handle

Sexual position:
Lie down flat with an erection, Draw a circle on your abdomen area, flatten the penis and make it look like a handle, the opposite partner then shits into the circle, then they use the 'pan-handle' to make a 'Croatian Omlet' which contains a mixture of semen and shit.

Me and my wife spiced up our sex life with the croatian pan-handle.

by El Guru July 28, 2011

love handle

Referring to the shape of your hand when you have a woman on all fours and have your thumb up her arse and your fingers in her fanny.
Also known as the bowling ball grip.

Bend over love so I can fit you with a love handle.

by Gary Bundy December 25, 2007

Handler

A Handler is an extremely fat girl that is usually also short and unlike a Dragon is almost always unattractive. There may be no discernable waistline and she may also has a FUPA. She could also be very broadbacked and no-necked. For a girl to be a handler she must also be in the presence of her Dragon friend.
The reason she is a handler, is because you could easily invision her holding the chain of a dragon. If she is by herself she could be considered a beast, or possibly a Troll, and maybe a short dragon.
She could easily be seen as a female trucker.
The signal to your buddy that a handler is near is the same as that for a Dragon. A motion of pulling a huge sword out of its scabbard like a knight.

Last night, my buddy got drunk and went home with this Dragon to slay her. Her handler was was also there, and not only was she wider than she was tall she had there was no amount of alchohol that could get me to slay the Handler.

by The Real Maroon Blood October 10, 2008

handle

To deal with some one violently for an infraction. A guy who comes at your family or lady may need to be handled.

This dude banged my man and then talked about him on my block. I'm gonna handle this dude

by Ken215 June 26, 2006

handle

The ability to dribble the ball well in basketball.

"That pointguard was really good."
"Yeah, he had mad handle."

by Wiarumas December 28, 2005

handle your business

to masterbate; to do whatever it is you need to do to get something accomplished.

You know what you need to do, so just handle your business!

by greengumby1 September 27, 2006

pan handle

Spelled "panhandle", a single word, its meaning changes to a geographic description of Northwest Florida or Western Oklahoma, both of which are populated by goobers, rednecks and jus' plain folks.

Please don't refer to the Florida panhandle as Baja Alabama.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003