Hag Bop

An upbeat song sung by a woman over the age of 40 in a Eurovision national final that typically does not do well.
"What's your favourite hag bop of all time?"
"Oh definitely Party Voice by Jessica Andersson from Melodifestivalen 2018. Such a banger"
by AzzyRazzmatazzy December 15, 2023
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Bessie Hag

A very ugly/weird or just downright bad southern girl
"Hey, what do you think about that girl over there?"

"No way man, shes such a Bessie Hag"
by Tree_Masta June 20, 2020
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Squad Hag

One individual, one of many in a group of those skanks who yander together in groups and wear press on’s (yes...yandering.) Those trashed yucky girls who likely all have the Arby’s syndrome and one who no lesbian would ever take home.
“Hey fellow lesbo, That squad hag won’t stop trying to introduce herself to me and I can legitimately see she is ripe for Thanksgiving. Let’s gtfoh before she loses a press on.”
by Brrezie March 19, 2021
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flint-faced hag

DAMNNNNN LOOK AT THAT flint-faced hag, SHE SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED
by Mr.PantsySmarts January 06, 2023
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oul hag

Yer woman's alright but her mates an oul hag.
by JillEM February 17, 2014
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Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
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Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.
Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
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