has me in a chokehold

something or someone that has control over you/your mind

them: isn't this idol pretty?
me: yeah she has me in a chokehold.

by starlingkismet August 6, 2023

jimin has no jams

An Inside joke from the bts fandom where Rm tells Jimin in a bangtan bomb (behind the scene vlogs) that he’s not funny/fun or trying to diss him by saying “jimin u got no jams”

Sofia is so boring she’s like jimin, jimin has no jams

by De4da55 September 7, 2020

the crab has juice.

To be fashionable or stylish, to be full of swag; impressively smart-dressed. Most commonly used when someone has new garments or shows up dressing formal.

Look at this man's jacket: the crab has juice.

by Ervaela January 9, 2015

eilidh has jaundice

the best friend group to ever exist.

i love you guys.

Random dude: Yo those people seem pretty close
Random dude's friend: That's an Eilidh Has Jaundice group if I've ever seen it

by the author of LotJ November 4, 2019

I has a bucket

The best site on the internet ever.
It contains someone stealing a poor animal's bucket.

one day he'll get it back, one day...

animal: I has a bucket.
person: grabs bucket
literally every single living being in existence: NOOOOOOO THEY BE STEALING MY BUCKET

by TheDumbAssGuy March 29, 2022

Ke$ha-skanky

One who is, or appears to be dirty, drunken, slimy, and or slutty, and possibly brushes their teeth with a bottle of Jack on a daily basis.

OMG Pamela, that slutty hoe dancing all up on your boyfriend is so Ke$ha-skanky.

by La'taniabovanashrianniqualice December 4, 2011

wig has flown

when you are so shook your fake wig fly's across the room and someone see's it and is shook as well. Also when your mind is so blown you say "my wig has flown"

person 1 "oh my gosh this kid likes you"

person 2 "no way my wig has flown"

person 3 "umm whos wig is this?"

by brookie.is.magestic December 1, 2018