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Humping The Duck

As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.
I can't believe how Donald puts everyone down. Trump is king of Humping the Duck.
by hembryguitars October 30, 2015
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Mongo hump

If someone makes fun of you for pushing mongo on a skateboard you hump there mom
Yo I mongo humped that posers mom
by Big Lamar September 19, 2020
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Tongue hump

Performing oral sex on female...
Aye girl, you tryin to let me tongue hump tonight?
by luffin February 24, 2019
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Hump and Dump

When a male finds a partner (usually a cheap hooker) and takes them to a motel/hotel and rents a room on the top floor. They proceed to have sex, and during sex, the man secretly inches over towards the window while still having sex. He then places the girl belly down in the open window frame and does her "doggystyle". When he is ready to finish, he speeds up, splooges, then quickly pushes her out the window. It is favored by many because it allows you to finish inside your partner and not have to pay a single penny, but do this act with caution, as it IS MURDER.
Bob: "Dude did you hear that Bill accidentally Hump and Dumped Janet?"

Jim: "Yeah, that sucks! They were going to get married!"
by theworldofasians August 17, 2010
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Dry Hump

The rubbing of a male's erect penis on a female's clitoris to induce the female to climax while the male does not reach orgasm.
My friend's girlfriend wanted to technically retain her virginity, so he dry humped her last night.
by AlexZ96 June 11, 2009
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bible humping

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.
Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
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window hump.

The act of performing clothed sex on a window that people can look thru for your own personal pleasure. Some do it without pants, some do it looking for an asian to erect them. Either way it is strictly orgasmic.
"Whats that thumping noise?" "Its those niggas over there performing a window hump." "Why?" "I'm assuming they want an asian to erect them fosho" "Ohhawtdayuuuuuuuuuum"
by patriciafosho. December 26, 2009
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