Hanming

A guy who is obsessed with video games and has a lot of models and action figures. Smart but usually gets a lot of brain farts. Most likely Chinese, too. Not interested in finding love.

A guy is playing video games.
Girl: Gosh! He's such a Hanming.

by RosieCanDraw January 15, 2016

Inflated Hangin' Janes

Vag flaps that kind of drape on down... like a magicians' sleeves.

Dude, she was ridic hot, but her incredibly Inflated Hangin' Janes made you feel like you were driving it into a car wash...

by Flappy Tom December 30, 2009

Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 2, 2015

dirty-handing

getting germy; touching dirty stuff

OMG, you need to wash your hand now...I've been walking all over the house today, dirty-handing, and I pick that thing up all the time. Wash your hands please

by never99 February 2, 2021

Hanking

When you adamantly tell your friends that you will order a dog cage at the Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago to put your girlfriend in and weeks go by but you definitely didn't put your girl in a dog cage.

To make extravagant promises to your boys in the group thread and then not follow through at all.

Henry was straight hanking us the whole time. That dude was never going to do that. Such a fake blam

by DJUnion March 20, 2019

hangin it

What nudies do. Hangin out with their buds buck ass naked.

Jenny was having a good time til the boys got ass naked. After she left we were just hangin it and playing x-box.

by Jackson 5 August 29, 2006

Two-Handing

The act of grabbing a woman's head with two hands to pull her mouth over your penis as you cum to force her to swallow your semen.

She said she wasn't into swallowing, but when I was ready I interlocked my fingers and gave her a two-handing she won't soon forget.

by GHeller April 22, 2011