Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible

I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.

by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024

Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.

After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.

by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023

Too Hot To Handle

The lady looks like she's been around
She's covered a lot of ground
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

The lady knows love sure ain't no game
She's been through too much pain
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose

Lady's gonna make a fool of me
Gonna make a fool of me
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

Lady's gonna let you think you'll win
Then she's gonna let you lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose

The lady's got a reputation here
Got a reputation there
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

The lady's got a lot of satin charm
And that can do you harm, you harm
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose

Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

by Death Menace September 6, 2023

Handles

Being able to dribble a basketball well, or with effortless skill.

Tre gon' ball on you fool! You can't see his handles

by Young.handles November 18, 2016

Firm Handle

A beautiful person from illinois. Someone with over whelming social and worldly intelligence. Someone who can find beauty in the minimalistic nature of things, while also craving to find importance and beauty in the bigger aspects aswell. Not a striper bitch from kankakee, but the coolest most respectful person from the neighbouring town. You will never forget a firm handle

Baby, you are a firm handle, Through and god damn through

by keekeekaikalloo September 6, 2024

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

Cupboard handle

So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.

You're such a cupboard handle 🙄

by Jesta95 May 25, 2023