Goose luck 

1. A good luck wish for something unimportant, or not requiring much luck at all. Usually said when some sort of response is required but no appropriate one comes to mind

Jack: Oh man I gotta take a stupid 2 hour bus ride to get home tonight

Jeff: Goose luck

Goose luck by Patrick O'Keefe February 22, 2011

Goose Punch 

An action that results in death. Can be used as a threat.

Named for Goose on "Top Gun". Goose "punched out" (ejected from the cockpit of his plane) and hit the canopy. The collision killed him. Poor Goose.

P.S.

Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

"Tommy over corrected his turn and Goose punched that shit. I'm gonna miss him. His funeral is this Wednesday."

"If you don't do as I say, I'll Goose punch you and your family!"

Goose Punch by JesusGlue February 22, 2012

Goose eggs 

Buds of the Cannabis plant (Marijuana). The word goose eggs is commonly used in Portland, OR.

"Hey bro, check out these goose eggs i just got."
"Wow, we're gonna get hella blazed tonight!"

Goose eggs by Franko Beard December 25, 2008

Goose Egg 

Showing one of your balls to another person. Used in the penis showing game

Wacko: I wanna make an omelette
Ed: Here Bako, use this goose egg
Wacko: (sees Ed's nut)God damn it Ed!
Ed: C'mon Bako, two kicks in the ass

(Ed kicks Wacko in ass twice)

Goose Egg by I Cruuuuuuuuunch You May 22, 2009

Goose Egg 

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.

I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!

Goose Egg by sk8lin December 6, 2010

Goose Bottom 

After completing a less than satisfactory clean up job on aisle buttox, the wounded TP soldiers left behind nicely resembling goose plumage.

Yo man, go splash your buns...you've got goose bottom. (Usually happens at a nudist colony and/or White House function)

Goose Bottom by General Freeze March 15, 2011

goose roll 

when a drunk "goose cock" curls into a ball and rolls down a hill.

Nick got all "goose cocked" last night and "goose rolled" down a hill

goose roll by JuggaloDAB theREALone July 5, 2011