Goober

A Goober, or Goober (Snap) is a term of endearment that is commonly used to describe a J.S.L. with a heart in their name. The use of this term or word comes from being pestered on the internet, and is used when necessary.

Deniz: "Yo come take a shot with me goober!"
JLS: "Lyke.. SCREW YEW!"

or

JLS: "Don't lie Juan!"
Juan: "I swear Lilly! Goobers Honor!"

or

Deniz: "Hey JLS! your goobs look great in that bra!"
JSL: "Lyykkeee go die deniz omggg"

by jeanne-lilly simon January 19, 2010

Goober

Usually a funny older person, but also can mean a stupid, grasping, corrupt politician, as in GOOBERnatorial elections...

If you think he's bad, take a look at the VICE-GOOBER!

by ChampsElysees August 14, 2010

Gooba

A large clumsy mammal with flamepoof hands. Often seen balancing objects, or marking people's shoulders with an 'X' (This is called a Gooba X).
This mammal enjoys a good joke, but will charge without warning on occasion.

Watch Gooba juggle burning coals, but don't get too close, he might charge at you.

by l0rd nik0n June 4, 2005

goober

A goober is one of those little fat kids with ambiguous gender, red lips, rosy cheeks, a shiny bowl-cut, and maybe a little food on his/her face. A goober always has a big, stupid smile on its face, and has a dumb, gargly laugh. It wears one-color, oversized pastel-colored shirts, and shorts without pockets, and Sketchers.

oh man, that's one funny lookin kid

yeah i don't let my children play with goobers either.

by Pski January 17, 2009

goob

a silly person; a term of endearment regarding a silly loved one

Haha goob. That was silly!

by HS:] August 14, 2010

Goomba'd

To highly embarrass, shame, or humiliate someone; having put someone in his or her place; an exclamation of victory; the highest form of humiliation.

Chris - "I sort of turn into the people I hang out with" Tony - "Well you should really stop hanging out with your mom!" Goomba'd!!! That is the essence of the Goomba.

by Matt Hawkinson April 21, 2008

Goomba

1. may be a word to replace hater or trick in a conversation
2.a mushroom like creature from the early levels of the popular Nintendo platformer, Mario brothers

man 1- dude you gotta lemme listen to yo ipod beezy
man 2-bitch you don't know my life
man 1- damn breh you a prick-ass goomba
man 2- youre a retarded prick-ass mark beezy

by Forrestobalmano May 10, 2009