golf shot

A gram of heroin. Black tar.

Missed that enrire shot golfing! I need a golf shot and a permanent nap!

by giamariec April 21, 2018

2005 golf

A car driven by only the most intelligent, upstanding citizens. Must be wine red. Most are bought by the driver's mothers who also pay for their insurance, motor tax etc.

"Ah did you see that fella driving around in the 2005 Golf?"

"Heard his mammy bought it for him."

by Golf_luver November 19, 2016

Golf stick

Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.

Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.

by STFUIYKYK May 12, 2019

Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.

Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017

Super Swing Golf

A kickass wii golf game that was popular back in 2006. Not many people, or anyone at all, remembers it.

"Hey have you ever played Super Swing Golf?"

"Nope, never heard of it."

by Ace_66669 April 16, 2022

golf mill ford

Bigges ford dealer in the Midwest.

Where do you get your service? I get mine at Golf Mill Ford

by Tiacs97 February 2, 2018

Prison Golf

When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.

Way to get inside of Eric, serious prison golf shot right there.

by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021