Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
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Golf Sleezebag

Fuck boy who owns a golf that's is always fucked. With out fail will get his friends to fix it when it breaks
Golf Sleezebag .Oil oi

Friends . Stfu
by Fuck you finneran February 22, 2017
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United Golf Team

The best golf team in the entire Monmouth area, led by a team of sexy men.
Person 1: Bro I heard the United Golf Team is insane this year.

Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.
by LightingMcQueenNeedsPotassium October 30, 2021
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Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.
My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.
by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021
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2005 golf

A car driven by only the most intelligent, upstanding citizens. Must be wine red. Most are bought by the driver's mothers who also pay for their insurance, motor tax etc.
"Ah did you see that fella driving around in the 2005 Golf?"

"Heard his mammy bought it for him."
by Golf_luver November 19, 2016
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Golf Bandit

That lad Ross at the golf club he’s such a golf bandit
by Icecool108 June 21, 2022
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The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
by Uncon_Cabbage January 05, 2024
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