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glagafirum

Random noise to search on urbdic
AAAAAAAAA GLAGAFIRUM
by VerdantWyvern February 13, 2021
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Globanaught

An idiotic Siamese cat that finds enjoyment in running in to solid objects such as walls, doors and Porsche Macan’s.
Globanaught is being a right c**t today!
by Globanaught4ever February 20, 2021
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Global Weirding

Erratic weather caused by global warming and climate change.
Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.
by Creativelingo February 21, 2021
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GLOAT

GLOAT : Greatest Loser Of All Time

(originated from irritation at a Subaru advert focused on GOOAT,

the "Greatest Outback Of All Time," an obvious ripoff of GOAT -

"Greatest Of All Time.," being compared to a mountain goat)

Someone with an IQ/ability inversely proportional to his actual
IQ/ability (ref: "E & B syndrome" and WOMBAT) who has somehow,
despite ALL "common sense," managed to procure a position of some
eminence and power and taken advantage of it to TOTALLY cock up
something under his control which adversely affects thousands
(more likely millions) of people whose descendants will likely
suffer from it for at least 13 generations.
It applies equally well to ANY level of idiocy, from a Hyacinth
type organizing committee chair bringing peanuts as a snack for a
child's day social event - focusing on ALLERGIES - at a local
children's hospital to a top-level politician because of religious
differences with another country's atheist vice-president.
"Wouldn't it be proof of karma if the GLOAT who dreamt up the cola
wars died choking on a Pepsi bottle cap while crossing the street
in front of a speeding Coke delivery van?"
by OzoneBoy February 26, 2021
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Glgapafwmyktimbystnwmwdywfmwyaglg

If people say this you are automatically hot and I love you
Person 1: Glgapafwmyktimbystnwmwdywfmwyaglg
person 2: Marry me and be the father/mother of my children
by elimalie March 5, 2021
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Global Architect

The retard at work who thinks she knows better than everyone else and no one can get along with and is made to work from home.
Have you seen that ugly new bird Edwina? She's a right pain in the arse. Going to make her the office's global architect.
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
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globalsavingsgroup

Global Savings Group is a group on discord that goes by the name “gsg” we e date and love discord and respect Discord TOS YAYYYY
*OH LOOK GSG JOINED THE SERVER BOWWWW DOWN*
globalsavingsgroup
by anonymous March 20, 2021
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